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• Joe's Crematorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. -- Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving Dad
• Morty's Mortuary - You Snuff em' we stuff em'.
• Man: Hello? Who's this? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
  Man: I'm Michael Jackson. -- Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving Dad...
• Joe's Mortuary: You Stab 'Em, We Slab 'Em!
• Bart: [on the phone] Yes, Dad, I solemnly swear I will not tell another living soul.
  ... No, not even Millhouse. [hangs up] [intense, but brief, mental struggle] [dials phone] Hello, Millhouse?...
• Homer: [on the phone with Bart] I'm bringing Michael Jackson home to stay with us for a few days.
  [aside] Isn't that cute, he's heard of you....
• Bart: Hey, Mom! Dad's in a mental institution! Marge
  Oh, my God... Mother was right! -- "Stark Raving Dad...
• Bart: Dad, maybe you should do this. Homer: Son, it's no different than the time I let you vote for me.
  Remember that absentee ballot?...
• Marge: Bart, I asked you to watch your sister [Maggie].
  Bart: I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me! -- A likely story, "Stark Raving Dad...