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• Homer: [on the phone with Bart] I'm bringing Michael Jackson home to stay with us for a few days.
  [aside] Isn't that cute, he's heard of you....
• Man: I'm Michael Jackson. Bart: <The> Michael Jackson?
  [makes scoffing sound] No way! Man: It's true. I'm with your father in a mental institution....
• Man: [in his normal voice] Well, my work is done here.
  Bart: Hey, Michael, what happened to your voice? Ma...
• Lisa: Bart, in the split second before he died, I bet Scratchy appreciated his birthday present.
  Do you see how this relates to us? Bart: Hey, you want that once-a-year empty gesture?...
• Man: Hello? Who's this? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
  Man: I'm Michael Jackson. -- Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving Dad...
• Bart: Looney Toons, this is what Michael Jackson looks like.
  [shows an album] You're nothing but a big fat mental patient....
• Homer: Who are you? Man: Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, from The Jacksons.
  Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, from The Simpsons... -- Homer meets his cell-mate at the asylum, "Stark Raving Dad" [A little meta-humor for your enjoyment....
• Bart: [on the phone] Yes, Dad, I solemnly swear I will not tell another living soul.
  ... No, not even Millhouse. [hangs up] [intense, but brief, mental struggle] [dials phone] Hello, Millhouse?...
• Bart: Hey, Dad, do you hear voices? Homer: [angrily] Yes, I'm hearing one right now while I'm trying to watch TV.
  .. Bart: [checks] Yes. Are you quick to anger? Home...