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Homer: Who Are You? Man: Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, From The Jacksons.
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Homer: Who are you?
Man: Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, from The Jacksons.
Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, from The Simpsons...
-- Homer meets his cell-mate at the asylum, "Stark
Raving Dad" [A little meta-humor for your enjoyment.]
Related:
Michael: Hi. I'm Michael Jackson, from The Jacksons.
Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, from the Simpsons. Stark Raving Dad...
Man: [in his normal voice] Well, my work is done here.
Bart: Hey, Michael, what happened to your voice? Ma...
Man: I can't believe you never heard of me. I'm a very popular entertainer.
Homer: Oh, of
I've heard of you! I mean, you'd have to be living under a rock not to know....
Burns: Why is that man in pink! Smithers: Oh, that's Homer Simpson, sir.
He's one of your boobs from Sector 7-G. Burns: Simpson, eh? -- "Stark Raving Dad...
Homer: [on the phone with Bart] I'm bringing Michael Jackson home to stay with us for a few days.
[aside] Isn't that cute, he's heard of you....
Man: Hello? Who's this? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
Man: I'm Michael Jackson. -- Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving Dad...
Doctor: Mr. Simpson, after talking to your wife, we believe you're no threat to yourself or others.
Homer: That's the most flattering thing anyone has ever said to me....
Man: Don't you worry. Your family's going to be here before you know it.
Patient: Forget it, pal. There's only one way out of here, and it ain't pretty....
Bart jots down a message] Uh huh. New Bedlam Asylum.
Loves us. Needs us. Fears he may never see us again....