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• Bart: Man, that's some story! Lisa: But there are still a few things I don't get.
  Like, how come we never heard about this until today?...
• Marge: Bart, I asked you to watch your sister [Maggie].
  Bart: I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me! -- A likely story, "Stark Raving Dad...
• Homer: If you ever find your marbles, come visit us.
  Man: Well, how about today? I'm only here voluntarily....
• Man: [in his normal voice] Well, my work is done here.
  Bart: Hey, Michael, what happened to your voice? Ma...
• Bart: Looney Toons, this is what Michael Jackson looks like.
  [shows an album] You're nothing but a big fat mental patient....
• Bart: [on the phone] Yes, Dad, I solemnly swear I will not tell another living soul.
  ... No, not even Millhouse. [hangs up] [intense, but brief, mental struggle] [dials phone] Hello, Millhouse?...
• o the tune of the Colonel Bogey March] Lisa, her teeth are big and green.
  Lisa, she smells like gasoline. Lisa, da da da Disa....
• Dear Bart, I am using the stationery Mom and Dad gave me &l
  for my birthday> to inform you that we are now brother and sister in name only....
• Lisa: Bart, the entire town is howling for your blood, and before I join them, I have one question.
  Today is my birthday. You promised to get me something and....