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Operator: Hello, vigilant viewer. How may we help you?
Lisa: We caught her! We caught the Babysitter Bandit! She's tied up
at our house right now!
Bart: Ask if there's a reward.
Lisa: Is there a reward? ... [to Bart] If she's convicted, we get
T-shirts.
Bart: Yeah!
-- Calling America's Most Armed and Dangerous,
"Some Enchanted Evening"

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