The Defenseless Youngsters Were Tied Up And Gagged In The Living Room

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The defenseless youngsters were tied up and gagged in the living
room, while the bandit roamed the house at will,
[TV pans over an empty house]
stealing the valuable objects it took the family a lifetime to shop for!
-- Watching `America's Most Armed and Dangerous',
"Some Enchanted Evening"

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