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• Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu Stacy.
  Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried to track me down?...
• Lisa: I warning you, Mom: I may get a little crazy.
  Marge: Oh, I understand, honey. When I was your age, there was a -- Lisa...
• Techie: Talking doll, take eight. Lisa: "When I get married, I'm keeping my own name.
  Oh, no, that should probably be "If I choose to get married....
• Lisa: A hush falls over the general assembly as Stacy approaches the podium to deliver what will no doubt be a stirring and memorable address.
  [pulls Stacy's cord] Stacy: I wish they taught shopping in school!...
• Stacy: Let's buy makeup so the boys will like us. Lisa
  [sighs] Don't you people see anything wrong what Malibu Stacy says?...
• Lisa: [sigh] Well, I guess you can't beat big business.
  There's just no room for the little guy. Lisa...
• Lisa: Make sure you get my mom's hair just right! Stacy
  [lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different for the hair....
• Narrator: Malibu Stacy: America's favorite eight-and-a-half incher.
  In 1959, homemaker Stacy Lavelle had a design and a dream....
• Girl 1: Look! Achy Breaky Stacy for a dollar ninety-nine!
  Girl 2: Live from the Improv Stacy's only eighty-nine cents!...