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• Lovejoy: And now, to sing "Amazing Grace", Miss Maggie Simpson.
  Hibbert: Heh heh, she's quite a hellion but she does have an incredible voice....
• Homer: Well, time to go to work. Homer's brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
  Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Chalmers: Boys and girls, because of Mr. Skinner's sudden departure, I've had to appoint a new principal.
  Leopold? [hulking Leopold stands, and everyone gasps in fear] Leopold...
• Homer: Must have rare gummi...[to Marge] Distract the salesman.
  Marge: No! I won't make a spectacle out of myself any further....
• Homer: [seeing everyone leaving] Oh, I told Marge this wouldn't work the other night in bed!
  [everyone hears "bed", turns around, interested] Moe...
• Marge: So how was the office birthday party? Home
  Oh, it was de-lightful! The frosting on the cake was this thick!...
• Moe: How many people want Homer banned from this place for life?
  Everyone: Yeah! Homer: Aw, come on, everybody. This bar is like a tavern to me....
• Homer: I _do_ have a story about two other young marrieds.
  .. [everyone turns back and sits down] Now, the wife of this couple has an interesting quirk in the bedroom....