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Your Not As Stupid As You Look, Or Sound, Or Our Best Testing Indicates.
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Your not as stupid as you look, or sound, or our best testing indicates.
-- Monty Burns, "Homer's Odyssey"
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You're smarter than you look, or sound, or our best testing indicates.
-- Mr. Burns (Homer's boss) in "Homer's Odyssey", from The Simpso...
Burns: You mean you're willing to give up a good job and a raise, just for your principles?
Homer: Hmmmm, you put it that way it does sound a little far-fetched, but that's the lug your looking at....
Abe's poison teeth lie on the floor as he runs with a clock in his mouth] Vidal
Ah, he's more clever than he looks......
Ah, Homer Simpson, at last we meet. -- Monty Burns' famous words, "Homer's Odyssey
Smithers: [on mike] Testing, testing for Mr. Burns.
[to Burns] Here you go, sir, I've warmed up the crowd for you....
Burns: And what's your name? Homer: Homer Simpson, sir.
Burns: Simpson, eh? I'm Monty Burns. -- Pleased to meet you, again, "When Flanders Failed...
Lewis: Look, there's our school again! Ms. K: Otto, are you sure you.
.. Otto: It's a shortcut Mrs. K, trust me! -- Field trip, "Homer's Odyssey...
Burns: What in blue-blazes do you think you're doing, Simpson?
Homer: What do you mean, sir? Burns: [showing Homer the photo] I mean this!...
Smithers: Hey, Simpson, Burns wants to talk to you privately.
Homer: [still speaking through the megaphone] Privately?...