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• Bart: We are rubber, you are glue. Army: We are rubber, you are glue.
  Bart: It bounces off of us and sticks to you. Army...
• Bart: We are happy, we are merry. Army: We are happy, we are merry.
  Bart: We got a rhyming dictionary. Army: We got a rhyming dictionary....
• Bart: I got a B in arithmetic. Army: I got a B in arithmetic.
  Bart: Would have got an A but I was sick. Army: Would have got an A but I was sick....
• Bart: What's the matter with you, soldier! Boy: It's my nerves, sir.
  I just can't stand the barking any more. Bart: Your nerves!...
• Apu: We're having our best season ever. And I would like to say that it is because of teamwork.
  ..gee, who am I kidding, huh? It's all because of Lisa....
• Lisa: I wish we lived in the kitty house. Bart: I could've trained them to be my unholy army of the night.
  Go, my pretties! Kill! Kill! -- The Wicked Bart of the West, "Lisa's First Word...
• Bart: Hi, is Milhouse home? Mrs. VH: He's playing in the dirt with his army men -- oh, and a white piece of paper, I believe.
  [Bart gasps, runs to the back of the house] Milhouse...
• Bart: I know, the window. Lisa: No, Bart! What are you doing?
  Bart: Dogs always land on their feet. Lisa: That's cats....
• Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going.
  Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that right, Bart?...