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• The blues isn't about feelin' better ... it's about makin' other people feel worse (and makin' a few bucks while you're at it).
  -- Bleedin' Gums Murphy, the Jazz Man in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso...
• Marge: Lisa! Get away from that jazz man! Lisa: But Mom!
  Can I stay a little longer? Can I Mom, can I? Marge...
• Murphy: My friends call me `Bleeding Gums'. Lisa: Ewwww, how'd you get a name like that?
  Murphy: Well let me put it this way... You ever been to the dentist?...
• Marge: I'm worried that you're making too big a deal of this silly little kiddie golf tournament.
  Homer: But Marge, but this is our big chance to show up the Flandereses....
• What other people do we always feel we could do better.
  Unfortunately we do not have the same feeling about what we ourselves do. -- E.M. Ciora...
• Lisa: I think she likes my present better. \< Ba
  Does not! Lisa: |Does too! Bart: | |Does not!...
• Lisa: Hi, I have a request. I would like you to do a tribute to Bleeding Gums Murphy, please.
  DJ: Aw, I'd love to, little sister, but we don't have his album....
• Lisa: Isn't anybody going to show up? Lovejoy: Well, Lisa, we've waited an hour.
  [clears his throat, reads] Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to bid farewell to Blood and Guts Murphy....
• Lisa: That was beautiful. What's it called? Murphy
  Oh, it's a little tune that I call "The `I Never Had an Italian Suit' Blues"....