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Lisa: That Was Beautiful. What's It Called? Murphy
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Lisa: That was beautiful. What's it called?
Murphy: Oh, it's a little tune that I call "The `I Never Had an Italian
Suit' Blues".
-- "Moaning Lisa"
Related:
Marge: Lisa! Get away from that jazz man! Lisa: But Mom!
Can I stay a little longer? Can I Mom, can I? Marge...
Marge: I don't know... Bart's such a handful, and Maggie needs attention, but all the while, our little Lisa's becoming a young woman.
Homer: Oh, so that's it, this is some kind of underwear thing. -- "Moaning Lisa...
Lisa: Bleeding Gums Murphy! BG: Little Lisa. It's good to see you again.
Lisa: It's been a long time... [flashback to 7G06, BG playing on the bridge] BG...
Murphy: My friends call me `Bleeding Gums'. Lisa: Ewwww, how'd you get a name like that?
Murphy: Well let me put it this way... You ever been to the dentist?...
Homer: Lisa! What did I tell you about playing that saxamuhthing in the house?
Lisa: I was just playing the blues... Dad. [sobs] Home...
Bart: Kolchak..Mannix..Banacek..Dano! [-poof- Lisa turns into a snail] Lisa
What's wrong? Bart: I never realized what a beautiful young woman you've become....
Lisa: Hi, Mom. Marge: Lisa! Hello. How are you doing in England?
Remember, an elevator is called a "lift", a mile is called a "kilometer", and botulism is called "steak and kidney pie"....
The blues isn't about feelin' better ... it's about makin' other people feel worse (and makin' a few bucks while you're at it).
-- Bleedin' Gums Murphy, the Jazz Man in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso...
The Blues isn't about feeling better, it's about making other people feel &l
worse>, and making a few bucks while your at it. -- Bleeding Gums Murphy, "Moaning Lisa...