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• Miss Simpson? Do you find something funny about the word tromboner?
  -- Mr. Largo, losing our PG rating, "Lisa's Date With Density...
• Largo: [tapping on music stand] Lisa. [taps louder] LISA SIMPSON!
  [finally attracting her attention] Lisa, there's no room for crazy bebop in "My Country 'Tis of Thee"....
• Lisa: [opening her eyes] Largo: Oh! That was a close one, Lisa, but you made it.
  Lisa: [happy] I won first chair? Largo: No, you regained consciousness....
• Homer: [receives a sweepstakes junk mail with a `You may have already won' check] One million dollars!
  I'm rich! [rushes to the bank] Teller: Mr....
• and should there be requests for an encore, we will reprise "Pop Goes the Weasel.
  Otherwise, we will file out quietly. -- Mr....
• His life was an unbridled success until he found out.
  .. he was a Simpson. -- Lisa, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Arnold: You must be Lisa Simpson. Lisa: Hello, sir.
  Arnold: Lisa, you're a doer. And who knows, maybe someday you'll be a congressman or a senator....
• Homer: I had a feeling it was too good to be true. Every time you get a million dollars, something queers the deal.
  Lisa: I don't think real checks have exclamation points....
• I have feelings too - like "My stomach hurts" or "I'm going crazy!
  -- Homer to Lisa in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso...