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• Kerny: To the library! Jimbo: Yeah! -- "I Love Lisa
• Lisa: Well, Bart, because of you, a horrible yet innocent person is going to jail.
  Bart: Hmm. Maybe I should come forward. Skinne...
• Jimbo: Psst. Hey, Simpson: check this out. [lifts hat to reveal football concealed underneath] Nelso
  Look what I got! [pulls back jean vest to reveal a new one underneath] It's the kind I like....
• Skinner: Let's see: Tide...Cheer...Bold...Biz...Fab.
  ..All...Gain...Wisk. I believe today I will try....
• Bart: Hi Jessica. Jessica: Hi Bart. Come to watch me suffer?
  Bart: I just wanted to let you know that even though this was a difficult experience, I really learned a lot....
• Bart: Uh, say, are you guys crooks? Tony: Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?
  Bart: No. Tony: Well, suppose you got a large starving family....
• Jimbo and Kearney restrain Bart] Nelson: [beating on Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time!
  Lisa: [punches Jimbo, pulls his shirt half over his head] Lay off, guys!...
• Bart: Cool, man, Space Mutants 4. Let me off! Let me off!
  Marge: No way, Jose. Homer: Marge, they're only space mutants....
• Bart: Hey, guys! Sign my cast? [holds out a pen] Sign my cast?
  [they all walk past] Guys! [they jump in the pool, laughing and playing] Milhouse!...