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• Marge: [writing] The magic of the season has touched us all.
  Homer: Marge, haven't you finished that stupid letter yet?...
• Marge: A tattoo? Homer: A what? Bart: Yeah, they're cool, and they last for the rest of your lives.
  Marge: You will <not> be getting a tattoo for Christmas....
• Lisa: [touches Bart's injured arm] Bart: Ow! Quit it.
  Lisa: [touches Bart's injured arm] Bart: Ow! Quit it....
• Gee, Dad. You must really love us to sink *THIS* low.
  -- Bart to Homer in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", from The Simpso...
• You must really love us to sink so low.
• Oh, Bart, that's so sweet. It's the best present a mother could get, and it makes you look so dangerous.
  -- Marge in Bart's dream of getting a tattoo, "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire...
• It doesn't seem possible, but I guess TV has betrayed me.
  -- Bart, "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire...
• Bart: Aw come on, Dad. This could be the miracle that saves the Simpsons' Christmas.
  If TV has taught me anything, it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas....
• Bart: Oh, Dad, can we keep him? Homer: But he's a loser!
  He's pathetic! He's... SLH: [licks Homer's face] Home...