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• And if he runs away, he won't be hard to catch.
• Gee, Dad. You must really love us to sink *THIS* low.
  -- Bart to Homer in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", from The Simpso...
• Dasher, Dancer ... Prancer ... Nixon, Comet, Cupid .
  .. Donna Dixon. -- Homer Simpson Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire...
• Bart: Hey, Santa, what's shaking? Homer: What's your name, Bart .
  .. ner? -- er, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson....
• Bart: Hey Santa, what's shakin', man? Homer: [as Santa] What's your name, Bart.
  ..ner? Uh, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?...
• You must really love us to sink so low.
• Marge: He chews with his mouth open, he gambles, he hangs out at a seedy bar with bums and lowlifes.
  Homer: [covers his face] Oh, it's all true! Rev.: Homer, don't interrupt....
• Homer: You didn't expect that, did you. And neither will he.
  Bart: You mean that I should fight dirty, Dad? Home...
• It says it's for dogs, but she can't read.
  -- Homer Simpson Simpson's Roasting on an Open Fire...