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• Bart: Hey, Santa, what's shaking? Homer: What's your name, Bart .
  .. ner? -- er, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson....
• You must really love us to sink so low.
• And if he runs away, he won't be hard to catch.
• Manager: Do you like children? Homer: What do you mean?
  All the time? Even when they're nuts??...
• Marge: A tattoo? Homer: A what? Bart: Yeah, they're cool, and they last for the rest of your lives.
  Marge: You will <not> be getting a tattoo for Christmas....
• Lisa: [touches Bart's injured arm] Bart: Ow! Quit it.
  Lisa: [touches Bart's injured arm] Bart: Ow! Quit it....
• Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me. Marge: Mmm. No, I'm afraid I agree with your father.
  Homer: You do? [taunting and dancing] Ha ha ha ha ha....
• Gee, Dad. You must really love us to sink *THIS* low.
  -- Bart to Homer in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", from The Simpso...
• Homer: Thirteen bucks? Hey, wait a minute. Clerk: That's right.
  $120 gross, less Social Security... Homer: Yeah. Clerk...