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And If He Runs Away, He Won't Be Hard To Catch.
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And if he runs away, he won't be hard to catch.
-- Bart about the greyhound, Santa's Little Helper, Homer
-- brought home in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
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Bart: Hey, Santa, what's shaking? Homer: What's your name, Bart .
.. ner? -- er, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson....
Bart: Hey Santa, what's shakin', man? Homer: [as Santa] What's your name, Bart.
..ner? Uh, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?...
You must really love us to sink so low.
Bart: Oh, Dad, can we keep him? Homer: But he's a loser!
He's pathetic! He's... SLH: [licks Homer's face] Home...
Homer: Hi, Marge. Hi, Santa's Little Helper. Hi, kids.
HEY! That's not Santa's Little Helper! Marge...
Gee, Dad. You must really love us to sink *THIS* low.
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Manager: Do you like children? Homer: What do you mean?
All the time? Even when they're nuts??...
He unholied the holy water!
-- Agnes describes what Santa's Little Helper did at church to Bart, "The Canine Mutiny...
Barney: I got me a part-time job working as a Santa down at the mall.
Homer: Wow. Can <I> do that? Barney: I dunno....