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• Homer: Barney, give me your keys. You're too drunk to drive.
  Barney: I'm fine. Homer: OK, you leave me no option....
• A man was griping to his friend about how he hated to go home after a late card games.
  "You wouldn't believe what I go through to avoid waking my wife," he said....
• Don't ever slam a door; you might want to go back.
• Don't ever slam the door; you might want to go back. -- Don Herold
• Grand Slam Event: A honeymoon...
• WHACKING OFF -- glans slam.
• I do owe many thanks to Lester and Eliza. This is a great vindication for anybody who has ever taken a bath, went to get the paper, fell down, and the door slam behind them and the doorknow break off.
  -- A day in the life of Apu, "The Day the Violence Died...
• Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
  N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...