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Lisa: [glumly] The Simpsons Have Entered The Forest.
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Lisa: [glumly] The Simpsons have entered the forest.
-- But will the forest survive? "Call of the Simpsons"
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Homer: Yes sir! This is a real adventure! Why, I bet there are people who would trade everything they have in the world for an adventure like this.
Bart: You mean like <we> just did?...
Bart: Aye, Carumba! Lisa; This is better than our house!
-- The Simpsons shop for an RV, "Call of the Simpso...
Bart: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further.
Bart: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further....
Homer: Does it have a deep fryer? Bob: Four. One for each part of the chicken.
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As the axe entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle is one of us.
Lisa: "Mom, I'm scared." Marge: "We all are, dear, but your father says everything is all right.
-- "Call of the Simpsons", from The Simpso...
Lisa: Mom, I'm scared. Marge: Don't worry. We all are.
-- Safety in numbers, "Call of the Simpso...
Lisa: Remember, Dad. The handle of the Big Dipper points to the North Star.
Homer: That's nice, Lisa, but we're not in astronomy class....
When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle is one of us!" -- Turkish proverb