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Lisa: Remember, Dad. The Handle Of The Big Dipper Points To The North Star.
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Lisa: Remember, Dad. The handle of the Big Dipper points to the
North Star.
Homer: That's nice, Lisa, but we're not in astronomy class. We're in
the woods.
The Call of the Simpsons
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Lisa: Remember, Dad. The handle of the Big Dipper points towards the North Star.
Homer: Heh heh, that's nice, Lisa. But we're not in astronomy class....
Are we there yet?
-- Bart wanders with Homer aimlessly through the woods, "Call of the Simpso...
Bart: Wait a minute, whoa, whoa. [whistles to call the orchestra's attention] Stop the music.
[they do] Where's dad? [the Simpsons begin to look] "Lisa...
Shouldn't we stop somewhere and ask for directions?
-- Marge the navigator, as Homer drives the RV through the woods, "Call of the Simpso...
Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land would be too damned expensive?
Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days....
Lisa: Mom, I'm scared. Marge: Don't worry. We all are.
-- Safety in numbers, "Call of the Simpso...
Bart: Turkey farm? Skunks? Slaughterhouse?
Lisa: No. No. No....
Lisa: "Mom, I'm scared." Marge: "We all are, dear, but your father says everything is all right.
-- "Call of the Simpsons", from The Simpso...
Grampa: [Whiny] Are we there yet? Homer: No. Grampa
Are we there yet? Homer: No. Grampa: Are we there yet?...