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We now return you to the President's address, already in progress.
-- Newscaster interrupts to report Bigfoot sighting,
"Call of the Simpsons"
Related:
We now return to the echo, already in progress.
Now, the naturalist who took these absolutely extraordinary pictures was impressed by the creature's uncivilized look, its foul language, and most of all, its indescribable stench.
-- Newscaster reports that Bigfoot (Homer) has been sighted, "Call of the Simpso...
Cheer up, Homer. At least they let you go.
-- Marge, after Homer is captured and believed to be Bigfoot, "Call of the Simpso...
We now return Control of your Modem to you....
We now return you to your regular programming...
We now return you to...The Thread That Would Not Die.
Avenge me, son. Avenge my death... ZZZZzzzzzz...
-- Homer (Bigfoot) is hit with a tranquilizer dart, "Call of the Simpso...
This specimen is either a below-average human being or a brilliant beast.
-- German scientist who examined Homer/Bigfoot, "Call of the Simpso...
We now return you to your own version of reality...