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• We now return you to the President's address, already in progress.
  -- Newscaster interrupts to report Bigfoot sighting, "Call of the Simpso...
• This specimen is either a below-average human being or a brilliant beast.
  -- German scientist who examined Homer/Bigfoot, "Call of the Simpso...
• Cheer up, Homer. At least they let you go.
  -- Marge, after Homer is captured and believed to be Bigfoot, "Call of the Simpso...
• Avenge me, son. Avenge my death... ZZZZzzzzzz...
  -- Homer (Bigfoot) is hit with a tranquilizer dart, "Call of the Simpso...
• Pascal n. An Algol-descended language designed by Niklaus Wirth on the CDC 6600 around 1967-68 as an instructional tool for elementary programming.
  This language, designed primarily to keep students from shooting themselves in the foot and thus extremely restrictive from a general-purpose-programming point of view, was later promoted as a general-purpose tool and, in fact, became the ancestor of a large family of languages including Modula-2 and Ada (see also bondage-and-discipline l summed up by a devastating (and, in its deadpan way, screamingly funny) 1981 paper by Brian Kernighan (of K&...
• DDT /D-D-T/ n. [from the insecticide para-dichloro-diphenyl-trichloroethene] 1.
  Generic term for a program that assists in debugging other programs by showing individual machine instructions in a readable symbolic form and letting the user change them....
• yeti: (also called abominable snowman, bigfoot, sasquatch)
  large upright creature that roams the high country....
• Bart: Does it have its own satellite dish, sir? Bob
  You can tell your son it has its own satellite---the VanStar 1 launched last satellite....
• TIM: But follow only if you are men of valour. For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a monster, a creature so foul and cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived.
  Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair ... -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...