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Avenge me, son. Avenge my death... ZZZZzzzzzz...
-- Homer (Bigfoot) is hit with a tranquilizer dart,
"Call of the Simpsons"
Related:
Avenge the death of the working class!
Gone bowling. Not back, avenge death. -- Homer to Marge, short and sweet, "Homer vs.
he Eighteenth Amendme...
Cheer up, Homer. At least they let you go.
-- Marge, after Homer is captured and believed to be Bigfoot, "Call of the Simpso...
This specimen is either a below-average human being or a brilliant beast.
-- German scientist who examined Homer/Bigfoot, "Call of the Simpso...
It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it.
Grampa: Son, it's me! I floated up toward Heaven but got lost along the way.
Homer: [gasps] Dad, is that really you? Grampa...
Now, the naturalist who took these absolutely extraordinary pictures was impressed by the creature's uncivilized look, its foul language, and most of all, its indescribable stench.
-- Newscaster reports that Bigfoot (Homer) has been sighted, "Call of the Simpso...
Avenge yourself! Stay alive long enough to become a problem to your children.
Lisa: That was for you, Bleeding Gums. BG
[appearing in the cloud] You've made an old jazzman happy, Lisa....