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• Homer: We're going out, Marge! If we don't come back, avenge our deaths!
  [sets off, carrying Bart by the leg] Marge: [from inside the kitchen] All right!...
• To alcohol! The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems!
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
• Bart: Dad! Knocking over gravestones is bad luck!
  Homer: Really? I heard good. -- "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
• You see, boy? The real money's in bootlegging! Not in your childish vandalism.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
• Parades just bring out so many emotions in me! Joy, excitement, looking.
  .. -- Marge, letting herself go at a St. Patrick's Day parade, "Homer vs....
• Narrator: Dateline: Springfield. With prohibition back in force, sobriety's peaceful slogan was shattered by its noisy neighbor, the Speakeasy.
  -- "The Untouchables" meets "The Simpsons, "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
• Marge: What on Earth happened down there?? Ba
  One of the stills b... [Homer puts his hand over Bart's mouth] Home...
• Marge: No! No more drinking! I'm tired of looking like the world's worst mother.
  Homer: Oh, honey, you're not the world's worst mother....
• Bart: [sneakishly insincere] Another gutter ball.
  Gee, Homer, you sure do suck tonight! Home...