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• Yeah. Wait a minute. It's the guy from TV. My kid's hero.
  ..Cruddy...Crummy...Krusty the Clown! -- Homer Simpson Krusty Gets Busted...
• Krusty: [entertaining the family by riding a unicycle while balancing a plant on his nose] Ba
  Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight. Home...
• Bart: I didn't know you knew Luke Perry. Krusty: Pfft.
  Know him? He's my worthless half-brother. Lisa: He's a big TV star....
• Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
  Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme, gimme!...
• Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all -- [cocks gun] Krusty
  [bursting in] Hey guys, I came to -- oh, you've got a deadly game of cat and mouse going....
• Homer: {Hurry up! It's my first day of clown college.
  } Marge: {Hold still, Homer. Don't squirm!} Home...
• Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
  You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole....
• You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.
  -- Apu to a (cowardly) Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Krusty: Oh, man. It's a miracle we got through that one.
  Remind me never to let you on stage again, kid....