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• Sideshow Bob: So what's on your mind, Bart? Is it that other children don't accept you?
  Bart: Sure, Sideshow Bob, but that doesn't bother me....
• There was a school of thought called stoicism...
  -- Sideshow Bob hosts his Cavalcade of Whimsy, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for these meddling kids.
  -- Sideshow Bob, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Treat kids like equals! They're people too! They're smarter than you think!
  They were smart enough to catch me!...
• Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
  Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob...
• Sideshow Bob: Krusty, can you ever forgive me for framing you and putting you in jail?
  Krusty: Hey, if they ever open the books on this telethon, I'm right back in there!...
• Krusty: Wasn't that a great Itchy and Scratchy cartoon, kids?
  Well, we've got another one coming right up....
• These toys are just adorable. Who would have guessed they were inspired by an insane criminal genius.
  -- Marge throws out Krusty-related toys, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• It has always been true that in the United States the people who ought to read books write them.
  -- Gore Vidal -- [Editor's note: Now if Vidal would only take his own advice...]...