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• And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for these meddling kids.
  -- Sideshow Bob, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Sideshow Bob: So what's on your mind, Bart? Is it that other children don't accept you?
  Bart: Sure, Sideshow Bob, but that doesn't bother me....
• Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
  Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob...
• The fact is, you don't have to be able to read to enjoy the Springfield Review of Books.
  Just look at these amusing caricatures of Gore Vidal and Susan Sonntag....
• Treat kids like equals! They're people too! They're smarter than you think!
  They were smart enough to catch me!...
• Now for the highlight of the evening, Best Film-to-Video Transfer.
  -- Krusty hosts the Daytime Emmys, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Krusty: Wasn't that a great Itchy and Scratchy cartoon, kids?
  Well, we've got another one coming right up....
• I love you people! I love my kids! [indicates] Poor little guys.
  So tragic. So nauseous. You should see the bus they came to the studio in!...
• Comedy, thy name is Krusty. -- Bart, "Krusty Gets Busted