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Now for the highlight of the evening, Best Film-to-Video Transfer.
-- Krusty hosts the Daytime Emmys,
"The Return of Sideshow Bob"
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Just don't drop that thing in the shower, Bob!
We now return to the 27th Annual Krusty the Clown Telethon for Motion Sickness.
-- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Sideshow Bob: You can't take my Emmy! Prison Guard
Hey, you know the rules. Awards for excellence in entertainment are contraband....
There was a school of thought called stoicism...
-- Sideshow Bob hosts his Cavalcade of Whimsy, "Krusty Gets Busted...
I love you people! I love my kids! [indicates] Poor little guys.
So tragic. So nauseous. You should see the bus they came to the studio in!...
My best-laid plans have gang agley!
-- Sideshow Bob, poetic to the end, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Sideshow Bob: Krusty, can you ever forgive me for framing you and putting you in jail?
Krusty: Hey, if they ever open the books on this telethon, I'm right back in there!...
To the Simpson-Mobile! -- Homer, "The Return of Sideshow Bob
Marge: Now, about your wedding dress. Mmm, I'm not sure how to put this.
.. Selma: White! Marge: [writing] White. -- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...