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• Pr. Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible.
  I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick....
• Wait a minute, Skinner. How do we know some principal over in France isn't pulling the same scam you are!
  -- Homer learns that Bart has been selected for an exchange program, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Pr. Skinner: Our elementary school participates in a foreign exchange program.
  Normally, a student is selection on the basis of academic excellence or intelligence....
• Good-bye, Adil! I'll send you those civil defense plans you wanted!
  -- Homer bids farewell to an Albanian spy, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• He makes <me> crazy twelve months a year. At least you get the summer off.
  -- Homer chats with Principal Skinner, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Homer: Look, Adil, you can call me `Dad'. Adil: All right.
  .. `Dad'. Homer: Awwww, you called me `Dad'. -- "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Pr. Skinner: He'd be staying in France, in a lovely chateau in the heart of the wine country.
  Marge: But Bart doesn't speak French. Pr. Skinne...
• Mrs. Skinner: This is the Bart Simpson you're always talking about?
  Pr. Skinner: Mm hm. Mrs. Skinner: Why, he looks so sweet!...
• Homer: Oh, hello, Principal Skinner. I'd get up, but the boy crippled me.
  Principal Skinner: Mm hm. I understand completely. -- "The Crepes of Wrath...