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Marge: I'll Just Clean The Dishes... Adil: No, Mrs.
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Marge: I'll just clean the dishes...
Adil: No, Mrs. Simpson, you have been oppressed enough today.
<I> will clear the dishes.
-- "The Crepes of Wrath"
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Good-bye, Adil! I'll send you those civil defense plans you wanted!
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