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• Bart: Dad, I want to be a daredevil. Homer: Heh heh heh.
  Kids say such stupid things. -- "Bart the Daredevil...
• Oh, she's just jealous. She'll get over it. And if she doesn't, we can always exchange her!
  Heh, heh, heh. -- Homer on Lisa's recent ourburst, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Marge: I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born.
  Lisa: "Mondale to Hart: [confused] Where's the beef?...
• Conover: There _is_ one other option: they'll drop the charges if Bart makes a public apology in Australia.
  Homer: All Bart has to do is apologize and we get a free trip to Australia?...
• Bart: Hymns, here! I got hymns, here. Get 'em while they're holy.
  Fresh from God's brain to your mouth. Heh heh heh....
• Marge: I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now.
  Isn't there something you'd like to say? Home...
• Homer: Look, I'm supposed to get a physics tutor. Nerd 1
  Well, you've come to the right place then. If there's one thing we know, it is science....
• Heh, heh, Imagine me in a nuclear power plant. KaBOOM!
  -- Homer thinks about life after graduation, "The Way We Wa...
• Lisa: What's so special about this game anyway? It's just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville.
  They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall....