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Marge: How Was Your Day At Work, Dear? Homer: Oh, The Usual.
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Marge: How was your day at work, dear?
Homer: Oh, the usual. Stand in front of this, open that, pull down
this, bend over, spread apart that, turn your head that way,
cough.
-- The usual day, eh?, "Brother,
Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
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Oh, they're singing again. Lousy neighbors, wish I was deaf.
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Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Well, friend, you're going back where you came from.
.. the curb in front of Flanders' house. -- Homer laments the fate of the couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Heavyweight championship? There's like three of those.
-- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Lisa: Why didn't you write, Unckie Herb? Herb: Hey, if I wrote to you, what was I supposed to say?
Dear Lisa, last night I used a rat for a pillow, thanks to your pop?...
at the door] Herb: What am I going to say? This is the guy who ruined me.
But on the other hand, he's family. So many conflicting emotions, how to express them?...
Homer: I can't believe we spent $2,000 on this when right now rollers could be kneading my buttocks.
Herb: Homer, would you stop thinking about your ass?...
Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...