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Heavyweight championship? There's like three of those.
-- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
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Homer, I know how you feel. You lost the couch. I lost the heavyweight championship.
-- Smokin' Joe Frazier, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
The dream is over! -- Homer laments the fate of the couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
Oh, they're singing again. Lousy neighbors, wish I was deaf.
-- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Herb: How would you like to spend $2,000 to give a broken man a second chance?
Homer: Nah. -- Brotherly love, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Wait a minute, I'm not signing anything until I read it, or someone gives me the gist of it.
-- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
I feel so empty, so alone, so... couchless. -- Homer laments the fate of his couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
Homer: All right, Herb. I'll give you the money, but first you have to forgive me and treat me like a brother.
Herb: Nope. Homer: All right, then just give me the drinking bird....
Homer: All right, Herb. I'll lend you the 2,000 bucks.
But you have to forgive me and treat me like a brother....