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I Feel So Empty, So Alone, So... Couchless. -- Homer Laments The Fate Of His Couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
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I feel so empty, so alone, so... couchless.
-- Homer laments the fate of his couch, "Brother,
Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
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