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• Heavyweight championship? There's like three of those.
  -- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Joe Frazier: Keep those pig legs coming, Moe. Moe
  You cleaned me out, Smokin' Joe. -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• I feel so empty, so alone, so... couchless. -- Homer laments the fate of his couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
• eading off a teleprompter] Webster's dictionary defines excellence as "the state or condition of being excellent.
  And now, the winner of the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence....
• The dream is over! -- Homer laments the fate of the couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
• Oh, they're singing again. Lousy neighbors, wish I was deaf.
  -- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
  -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Wait a minute, I'm not signing anything until I read it, or someone gives me the gist of it.
  -- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends.
  -- Homer discovers his new couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...