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Marge: Herb! How Have You Been? Herb: Well, I've Been Living In A Cardboard Box, Sleeping On Grates, Eating Out Of Dumpsters.
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Marge: Herb! How have you been?
Herb: Well, I've been living in a cardboard box, sleeping on grates,
eating out of dumpsters. You?
Marge: Hmm, can't complain.
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
Related:
at the door] Herb: What am I going to say? This is the guy who ruined me.
But on the other hand, he's family. So many conflicting emotions, how to express them?...
Ned: [answering the door] Yes? Herb: Oh, I'm sorry, I must have the wrong house.
Ned: Oh, that's where you're wrong, friend. -- Herb pays a visit, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
I'm rich again! U-S-A! U-S-A! -- Herb's success with the translator, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
Herb: All a man needs is an idea. Bum: Then how come you're still a bum?
-- Good point, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
I used to own a successful car company. My secret was giving them Japanese names.
-- Herb Powell, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
I bet you don't have a vibrating chair in that bag for me.
-- Homer to Herb about his lack of present, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Herb: [confronting her] Lady, you just gave me the idea of a lifetime!
How do I thank you? Lady: Please don't hurt me. Herb...
A man needs two things: an idea, and money to get it off the ground.
-- Herb Powell, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...