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• Lisa: Make sure you get my mom's hair just right! Stacy
  [lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different for the hair....
• Lisa knocks] Smithers: [answers] Yes? I -- why, it's Homer Simpson's daughter.
  Lisa: I thought you might be able to help me get in touch with the inventor of Malibu Stacy....
• Look around you, Malibu Stacy. All this was bought with dirty money.
  Your penthouse, your Alfa Romeo, your collagen injection clinic....
• I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me!
  No matter how dumb my suggestions are. -- Homer Simpson Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy...
• But you _are_ Malibu Stacy. And as long as she has your name, you have a responsibility.
  I'd be mortified if someone ever made a lousy product with the Simpson name on it....
• Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
  Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem....
• Voice: Hello. You have reached the Malibu Stacy customer service center.
  If you have a complaint about Malibu Stacy's appearance or odor, press one....
• Daughter: Dad? Kent: Uh huh? Daughter: My new doll is much better than Malibu Stacy.
  Do a newscast about her. Kent: Ho ho, please, honey, Daddy's job is to bring people important news....
• Stacy: I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning, but thirty years of living her lifestyle taught me some very harsh lessons.
  Five husbands: Ken, Johnny, Joe, Dr. Colossus, Steve Austin -- Lisa...