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• and in environmental news, scientists have announced that Springfield's air is now only dangerous to children and the elderly.
  -- Kent Brockman, "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Burns: [saws off the top of Homer's head. No blood, very clean.
  The top of Homer's head rolls away.] Smithers, hand me that ice-cream scoop....
• Man: Awwwwwwooo Ooooooogh! kids: [all screaming] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
  Ned: Hi kids! Did I scaredly-dare you? Bart: Nice try, Mr....
• Kent: Kent Brockman here, with Campaign '96: America Flips A Coin.
  At an appearance this morning, Bill Clinton made some rather cryptic remarks, which aides attributed to an overly tight necktie....
• Smithers, get him out quickly. The stench is overpowering.
  -- Burns finds Homer's "dead" body, `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• Okily dokily! -- Ned Flanders, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II
• Homer: That's not so scary. Lisa: A doll... From *Hell*!
  Homer: [cowardly] I'm gonna go to the store... Lisa...
• Chester: [as Kent Brockman walks in front of his gold house] Shoeshine, sir?
  Comb your hair for ya? Sir? [Kents walks away in contempt] Sir?...
• Hibbert: The routine soul smear confirmed the presence of pure evil.
  It was then I knew the only option was to separate you two immediately....