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Your Superior Intellect Is No Match For Our Puny Weapons!
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Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!
-- The green aliens,
`The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
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Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons! -- THE SIMPSONS
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