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Come To Think Of It, The Guy That Sold Me This Thing Did Say The Wishes Would Bring Grave Misfortune.
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Come to think of it, the guy that sold me this thing did say the wishes
would bring grave misfortune. I thought he was just being colorful.
-- Homer, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
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Lisa: [takes the paw] I wish for world peace. [the second finger on the paw closes] Home
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