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Eat my SHORTS!
-- Bart Simpson
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I am Bart of Borg.. assimilate my shorts.
Tony: Pick a horse, kid. We're putting two dollars on the third race.
Make it a good one. Bart: Eat my shorts! Tony...
Bart: We made it! Everyone: Yay! Homer: Woo hoo!
Bart: Eat my shorts, Shelbyville! Bart+Home...
Homer: Hey Burns! Eat! my! shorts! Burns: Who the Sam Hill was that?
Smithers: Why it's Homer Simpson, sir. One of the schmos from sector 7-G....
These aren't my shorts -- they bend.
Family: [singing] Come along and bring the family, Come along and join the fun, Come along and join the family Join the family .
.. Simpson! Roll Call! Marge: Remember me, my name is Marge, [strokes hair] The TV mom whose hair is large!...
Homer: Hey, Burns! Eat my shorts! Burns: Who the Sam Hill was that?
One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Homer: Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou, Narrato
I said, Home...