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Homer: [playing Poker] Heh Heh! Read 'em And Weep, Boys.
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Homer: [playing poker]
Heh heh! Read 'em and weep, boys. Another pair of sixes!
Tony: [folding with four aces] Beats me.
Man: I was... bluffing.
-- "Bart the Murderer"
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