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• Gypsy: [roaming her hands over a picture of Skinner] I see wedding bells for Vanna White and Teddy Kennedy.
  Wiggum: Please, Princess Opal, if we could just stick to Principal Skinner....
• Wiggum: I'd like to help you ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
  Marge: [indignantly] I'm pretty sure there is. Wiggum...
• Homer: Well, time to go to work. Lisa: Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you.
  [Chief Wiggum and a lot of cops stand on the street outside] Wiggum...
• Bart: Take him away, boys. Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief here!
  Bake him away, toys. Lou: What'd you say, chief?...
• Wiggum: You! Big Daddy: Welcome to my maison, Chief.
  I've been expecting you. Wiggum: Is that so, Big Daddy?...
• Wiggum: A-ha! I had a feeling we'd find you here! [shoots] Lou
  Chief, no! Eddie: What'd you do that for? Wiggum...
• Wiggum: Hey, where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who, uh, eats people and takes their faces?
  Prisoner #4: I'm right here, chief! Wiggum: Oh....
• I can assure you that we're using the most advanced scientific techniques in the field of.
  .. [searching for the word] body-finding. -- Police Chief Wiggum's briefing, "Bart the Murdere...
• Chief Wiggum: Ralphie is so incredible, the special schools are all over him.
  Episode: when Bart & Ralph become friend...