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• Edna: [reading] "The wireless was an invention by Guglielmo Marconi.
  Who can tell me what his first message was? Ba...
• Milhouse: Uh...what's your dad's job again? Ba
  He's a nuclear safety technician. Nelson: What's he doing with that broom?...
• Milhouse: Bart, my mom won't let me be your friend any more.
  That's why you couldn't come to the party....
• Lovejoy: [holding cleaning brushes] I want you to clean every one of these organ pipes that you have befouled with your popular music.
  [hands the brushes out, walks off] [Bart and Milhouse start cleaning...
• Edna: Tighten those braids, Missy...hoist your flag, Dooley.
  .. Nelson, you look adorable. Nelson: I feel like punching myself....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: I know Bart can be a handful, but I also know what he's like inside.
  He's got a spark. It's not a bad thing. ... Of course, it makes him &l...
• Nelson: {The ingredients were: fresh pureed tomatoes, water, salt, and sodium benzoate used to retard spoilage.
  Once again, if I'm not mistaken, this can contained tomato paste....
• Homer: [angrily] What's <your> problem, boy? Ba
  I had a fight with Milhouse. Homer: That four-eyes with a big nose?...