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• Smithers [as nuclear plant is about to meltdown]: Sir, there may be never be another time to say.
  .. I love you, sir. Burn: Oh, hot dog. Thank you for making my last few moment on earth socially awkward....
• Voice: [pleasantly] Thirty seconds to core meltdown.
  Burns: Oh, Smithers, I guess there's nothing left but to kiss my sorry ass good-bye....
• Thank you for making the last moments of my life socially awkward.
• Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power lines.
  .. I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn yourself on his eye....
• Burns: [off camera] Smithers! I want my tea! Marge
  Doesn't it bother you that he orders you around like that?...
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Kent: On the line with us now is plant owner C. Montgomery Burns.
  Mr. Burns? Burns: Oh, hello, Kent. [as loud rhythmic buzzing continues in the background] Right now, skilled nuclear energy technicians are calmly correcting a minor, piffling malfunction....
• Voice: Warning... Problem in Sector 7-G. Burns: 7-G?
  Good God, who's the safety inspector there? Smithe...
• Burns: So, what did you do this weekend, Smithers?
  Smithers: Well, I caught up on my laundry, wrote a letter to my mother, oh, here a kicker, and I took Hercules out to be clipped....