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Voice: [pleasantly] Thirty Seconds To Core Meltdown.
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Voice: [pleasantly] Thirty seconds to core meltdown.
Burns: Oh, Smithers, I guess there's nothing left but to kiss
my sorry ass good-bye.
Smithers: May I, sir?
Burns: Ugh.
-- Just asking, "Homer Defined"
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Voice: [cheerfully] Ninety seconds to core meltdown.
Smithers: Sir, there may be never be another time to say....
Burns: So, what did you do this weekend, Smithers?
Smithers: Well, I caught up on my laundry, wrote a letter to my mother, oh, here a kicker, and I took Hercules out to be clipped....
Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to take a vacation.
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer Simpson....
Kent: On the line with us now is plant owner C. Montgomery Burns.
Mr. Burns? Burns: Oh, hello, Kent. [as loud rhythmic buzzing continues in the background] Right now, skilled nuclear energy technicians are calmly correcting a minor, piffling malfunction....
Burns: Oh please please, don't fight. Just go out back and have a good time.
[to Smithers] Fire that man Smithers, I don't want him, or his unpleasant family to ruin my picnic....
Homer: [yelling from his window] Uh, Mr. Smithers? I don't understand 2,700 of my new duties.
Smithers: Well, the van's leaving; which one duty is giving you the most trouble?...
Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
I thought I told you to take a vacation. Home...
Smithers [as nuclear plant is about to meltdown]: Sir, there may be never be another time to say.
.. I love you, sir. Burn: Oh, hot dog. Thank you for making my last few moment on earth socially awkward....
Smithers: Oh my God! I knew I shouldn't have left..
. Burns: Ah, welcome back Smithers. Say, do you know Homer Simpson, he pitched in around the office while you were away....