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• Voice: [cheerfully] Ninety seconds to core meltdown.
  Smithers: Sir, there may be never be another time to say....
• Thank you for making the last moments of my life socially awkward.
• Kent: On the line with us now is plant owner C. Montgomery Burns.
  Mr. Burns? Burns: Oh, hello, Kent. [as loud rhythmic buzzing continues in the background] Right now, skilled nuclear energy technicians are calmly correcting a minor, piffling malfunction....
• Voice: [pleasantly] Thirty seconds to core meltdown.
  Burns: Oh, Smithers, I guess there's nothing left but to kiss my sorry ass good-bye....
• Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power lines.
  .. I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn yourself on his eye....
• Burns: Oh, meltdown. It's one of those annoying buzzwords.
  We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus. Episode: 8F04, Homer Defined...
• Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G....
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....