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• I can also withstand considerably more G-force than most people, even though I do say so myself.
  -- Third Doctor, AMBASSADORS OF DEATH...
• Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time.
  Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....
• Death is the one experience which we cannot put in perspective afterwards.
• Lisa: How come it won't stop hurting? Marge: Oh, Lisa, it's normal to be sad when a friend dies, and Bleeding Gums was a good friend to you.
  But nobody is really gone as long as we remember them....
• Like you, I am frequently haunted by profound questions related to man's place in the Scheme of Things.
  Here are just a few: Q -- Is there life after death?...
• Homer: Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that.
  [snap] Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....
• Nothing is more sad than the death of an illusion. Arthur Koestle
• Homer: Here's good news! According to this eye-catching article, SAT scores are declining at a slower rate!
  Lisa: Dad, I think this paper is a flimsy hodgepodge of pie graphs, factoids and Larry King....
• Kent: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
  Homer: Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent....