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• Homer: So, uh, what are you in for? Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
  Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well, I'm here for being me....
• Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
  Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh....
• Lisa: He's just a little nervous. He has to give a speech tomorrow on how to keep cool in a crisis.
  Homer: [shaking Lisa in a panic] What am I going to do!...
• Quiet, you kids! If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
  -- Homer Simpson Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
  -- Homer, threatening his kids, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Homer: [angrily] What's <your> problem, boy? Ba
  I had a fight with Milhouse. Homer: That four-eyes with a big nose?...
• Bart: Well, Pop, what are you going to do? Homer: [resolutely] Something I should have done a _long_ time ago.
  [long pause] Marge: You don't know, do you?...
• Homer: [exaggeratedly loud] Are you ready to laugh?
  Man: Poor dog. Homer: I said, are you ready to laugh?...
• creen shows "Tuesday"] Homer: Well, it was a long trip, but we're almost there.
  Marge: Homer, did you remember to lock the front door of the house?...